The Bible’s definition of marriage is quite a far cry from what Miss California, Rick Warren and the delusional lunatics of the religious right are preaching from the mountaintops. With all the righteous indignance about “biblical marriage” these days, it’s long past time that somebody put these hyper-conservative, ill-informed, cherry-picking Bible-thumpers in their place.
Read more...A cloned Hitler/Superman hybrid couldn’t come anywhere close to the damage our Socialist/Communist anti-American President has apparently done in his first 100 days in office. But you know what? I’ll just let these…people… do the talking, because I don’t know how to keep the napalm death blasts in check after seeing it. This is why I can’t watch Fox News:
Laugh all you want, but like it or not, Twitter is taking over the world. Need some proof? Here’s a compilation of Twitter references in the past week, put together by the folks over at “The Soup” on the E! network.
Unless you’ve been in a coma for the past few months, you’re well aware by now that Twitter is taking over the internet universe at blinding speeds, 140 characters at a time. Having singlehandedly put the term "microblogging" on the map, at only 3 years old Twitter is on the rise in a meteoric way. Soaring past 14 million users, the service grew 131 percent during the month of March alone, and shows no sign of slowing. Oprah just joined on Friday, and the event was covered like the Olympic opening ceremonies. Her draw alone could very well double their numbers.
But what the almighty hell is this thing?
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This is a fantastic time for fans of the Marvel Universe, with the smash success of Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk and the upcoming X-Men Origins: Wolverine flick, as well as the barrage of superhero films on the horizon in the great Avengers web. The ball needs to keep rolling, however, and it seems like Marvel could use a hand in picking out a few ideas for the next batch of superhero films.
With that said, here’s Five X-Men: Origins Films They Should Make Next!
Read more...Did you know that Mr. Rogers was an evil man? By telling children they’re special just for being who they are, the late kid’s show host helped create a generation of worthless, lazy socialists who think they’re entitled to rewards without working. Well, at least that’s what the lunatic poster-children for fear-mongering idiocy at Fox News are saying. In between Glenn Beck’s pathetic crying spells and endless coverage of Obama’s “horrible,” “nation-raping” “socialist agenda,” Fox packed these three idiots into a time slot, fired up the mics and evidently said “Be as utterly fucking ridiculous as you possibly can be.”
The result:
Both The Family Guy and The Simpsons are Fox Network animated series, and for years each show has been taking on-screen jabs at the other. All in good fun, mostly, but last year an edited clip drew all kinds of fire from people who apparently don’t like to see Marge nearly raped or hear the entire Simpsons family shot to death. Here’s commentary by creator Seth MacFarlane, explaining the backstory of why the clip was banned on Fox.
Long story short: The Simpsons can make fun of Family Guy, but Family Guy can’t make fun of The Simpsons. Go figure. I’ve never been a fan of Family Guy, but I find it interesting that The Simpsons are too precious to be made fun of on their own network.
Read more...Sometimes Lewis Black just hits it right on the head.
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